Is that the Loch Ness Monster? Because it is not taylor alison swift and her actor boyfriend Joe Alwyn in those grainy photos, and by God, they’re kissing.

Dr. Swift and Alwyn have kept their five-year romance remarkably private, so any photos of them are rare. Rarer still is PDA, so we want to congratulate the couple on what is their first kiss, as far as the general public is concerned. The couple is enjoying some downtime somewhere in the Caribbean and, by the looks of it, they’re having a good time.

Alwyn recently wrapped up a press tour for his Hulu show conversations with friendsduring which he managed to say very little about the relationship while using a considerable number of words arranged in a way that held no meaning.

“If I had a pound for every time I think I’ve been told I got engaged, then I’d have a lot of pound coins,” Alwyn told the Times. Wall Street Journal.

On the other hand, he told new york magazine“The truth is, if I had a pound coin for every time someone told me I was engaged, or was going to be engaged, I would have a lot of pound coins.”

One can see why Alwyn is such a sought-after actor these days, working with the likes of Claire Denis, as he can clearly memorize lines.

Meanwhile, Swifties are speculating than Swift’s song, “Carolina,” for the movie where the locusts singwill be released tomorrow.